Vic seems to have confused the poor kid with his plaidcake talk. He feels a little bad. Guess Russia doesn't have lumberjacks. "I hear they make good pancakes here," he says after a moment. "Too bad I slept through breakfast, huh?"

Vic shrugs good-naturedly. "Yeah, probably. I always thought it was kinda silly people believe in Bigfoot when it's obviously Elvis in hiding." He gives the kid a grin somewhere between 'I can't believe I just said that' and 'Vics gonna Vic.' He winks for good measure.